1. welcome~

    i will add to this as i see fit

    do not interact if:

    ~ you are under 18;

    ~ you meet typical dni criteria (no terfs, swerfs, maps, jerks, racists, -phobes, etc)

    about me:

    ~ i’m a 26 year old autistic sex worker, drug addict, trauma survivor, and recent divorcé with a splash of mental illness

    ~ vers / switch / pansexual and polyamorous

    ~ i am agender/genderqueer and a he/they

    ~ i am afab, post-top and on T

    ~ i post a lot of horny thoughts, weird thoughts, trauma im processing, nudes/advertisement for my work, and transition-related tmi

    ~ if anything here makes you uncomfortable, leave 🤷🏻‍♀️

    ~ if OC here makes you horny, click the links 😘

    kinks, warnings and tags

    ~ kinks i’ll post: edging/denial/overstim; orgasm control; chastity; bdsm; light cnc (somno); some knife/blood; occasional omo/bladder control; …

    ~ if you’d like me to tag something specifically please reach out!

     
  2. 21:05 17th Jun 2023

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    boycuntpaci:

    cockwarming mtf mommies is so underrated. the thought of having a fat cock lodged inside my boycunt whilst sucking on hardened nipples overwhelms me in every right way. drooling rn

     
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    sharpteetheyesinfront asked:

    As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?

    unpretty:

    madpiratebippy:

    unpretty:

    unpretty:

    well thank god it’s not just me

    favorite tags from the notes so far:

    #throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#‘the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it’s so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together’#I didn’t go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)

    #this has been the case at every single kink event i’ve been to#went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host’s pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)

    The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhD’s were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.

    Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.

    pizzaback replied:  i went to my first sex party recently and this is so true. i could not separate myself from the veggie plate for even a momentALT
    #only been to one kink house party and yeah the food table was amazing.#I spent most of my time eating the bread and fancy oilsALT
    #only sex party ive been to i was too busy talking to the host about her homemade jams to do the sucking and fucking i was invited forALT
    #almost didn’t make it to the swinger club in time bc we were busy eating chilli and watching x-filesALT
    #throwback to the time i was in a threesome and we watched the entirety of shrek 2 before taking our clothes offALT
    #had to delay a 3some by 4 hours last week cause we got really into playing catanALT
    #I’d take this over how many damned parties I’ve been to have broken out into orgies or kink photo shoots or impromptu bondage showcasesALT
    #every orgy i have participated in was coincidental to party with no particular orgiastic intentions#and the one time i tried to plan group sex we all just stood and stared awkwardly in a circle before going to play starcraft the board game#i kicked their asses.  i won that game of starcraft the board game.  this remains the best story i have from my thot yearsALT
    #I was at a kink event last week and the host had frogs so everyone spent a good few minutes looking at themALT
    #even at the club it's a whole thing#like#would someone please fuck in the orgy pit so we can get started hereALT
     
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    happy valentines y’all

     
  6. 08:55 26th Jan 2023

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    aerisxblade:

    making someone breakfast after cumming in them, call that a bred and breakfast

     
  7. 08:54

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  8. 08:52

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    svgarpapi:

    In this profile we kiss after having oral sex.

     
  9. 08:51

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    breeding-puppie:

    Nothing is hotter than getting spicy messages when you’re in a place you really shouldn’t be looking at them

     
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  11. 11:05 9th Jan 2023

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  12. 10:04

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    queermasculine:

    butch4butch bottoms are the firefighters of the dyke world… tragically underappreciated despite the crucial role they play in society & extremely sexy

     
  13. 10:03

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    shittytitty-deactivated:

    oneheadtoanother:

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    every single bumper sticker hits like a fucking train

     
  14. 10:03

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    campyvillain:

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    campyvillain:

    if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

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    best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)

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    THERES EVEN SMALLER ONES ARE YOU SERIOUS

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    fr tho imagine being this thing and you grow up into a beast that kills things with its nose what would you even do.

     
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    krystal-prisms:

    airyairyaucontraire:

    airyairyaucontraire:

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    This is like if someone said Draw me a mammal and that was the only instruction, cause like, yep this sure is a Mammal

     
  16. 12:28 2nd Jan 2023

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    resurrection-anti-christ:

    Dom who will make me edge myself to them masturbating when